This is a collection of 50 humor columns as published in Minnesota’s antiques newspaper, THE OLD TIMES. I pose myself as a happy-go-lucky antiques dealer who manages to get into a multitude of goofy shopping situations—getting caught in tight aisles, terrorized by children, kissed by dogs—and who manages to fall prey to outrageous mall customers—the man selling George Washington’s hair, the ladies with purse dogs, children with three-octave shriek ranges. The Man I Married often comes to the rescue with genial patience—and a snicker. Each column is only a few pages, making the book great reading while stuck in waiting rooms, or an appropriate gift for a hospital patient between snoozes. Available now on Amazon.com. Scroll down to find both the printed and the Kindle edition.
